10:41 am - Tue, Jul 22, 2014
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  • me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
  • me: here read it
10:38 am
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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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6:34 pm - Fri, Jul 18, 2014
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expressions-of-nature:

Little caracal kitten is out adventuring for the first time… | Andreas Jansrud

expressions-of-nature:

Little caracal kitten is out adventuring for the first time… | Andreas Jansrud

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1:46 pm
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Things I'll Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
8:52 pm - Wed, Jul 16, 2014
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"I’m feeling good about the flux, Duncan."

I really don’t draw Kim often enough.

"I’m feeling good about the flux, Duncan."

I really don’t draw Kim often enough.

1:17 pm
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I should've known! She didn't like me.

(Source: joelbyeman, via badgersinbowties)

12:50 pm
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zoot101:

YogLEGO: The Red Matter Bomb

They just wanted to dig some copper.

(via lupuspheniscidae)

10:49 am
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10:47 am
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minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

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7:08 pm - Tue, Jul 15, 2014
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space-canine:

You have never been so scared in your entire life.

space-canine:

You have never been so scared in your entire life.

(Source: onmivore, via egbertis)

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